By Dee Clanger Watch – Sovereign Independent UK Moon Cheese Expert –
Perhaps it’s just me but when someone with a name like (Old) Nick Pope, whom the Daily Mail call a ‘UFO expert’, tries to tell us that invading aliens are likely to land anytime soon to come watch the Olympic Games, one really has to wonder at the sanity of so called ‘experts’ and whether they should be allowed anywhere near a Ministry of Defense building, nevermind actually being employed by the British death factory masquerading under the same misnomer, but this guy apparently does. I doubt very much if we should fear ‘aliens’ insomuch as we should fear lunatics like Pope or the moronic pseudo journalist Eddie Wrenn who get to peddle such boyhood fantasy garbage under the guise of reality.
Are people really so idiotic as to believe such lunacy? Do they really believe that just because a few steroid heads are running round a track in London that ‘aliens’ would chose such a time to visit London for a holiday? I’m sure they must be smarter than the average human and would at least come to the conclusion that the traffic was a nightmare and it would be better simply to watch it on their very own high tech super-duper plasmatronic 500 inch TVs.
But no, not according to the Daily Mail… They’re apparently coming for a ringside seat to the biggest drug fest on the planet, sorry, sporting event this year. Oh yeah, and it’s 2012 and the invasion has been in the intergalactic diary for quite a while now so best not to let the earth beings down. And best throw a bit of terrorism into the article ‘lest we forget’ the big bad bogeymen in strange eastern garb presumably arriving on flying carpets. Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves on Red Bull(S**T) I guess. It gives you wings you know!
But let’s take a look at high priest of UFO surrealist farce Pope’s article for the obvious flaws and contradictions therein which Mr. Pope obviously managed to put down on paper during his rest period from his asylum straight jacket.
Apparently, aliens have been watching TV and listening to radio for decades and must by this time be hooked on ‘X-Factor’ and ‘Eastenders’ which I would imagine would put them off coming anywhere near asylum Earth in the first place and ‘alien civilisations’ must have noticed the odd firecracker atomic bombs going off since the forties disturbing their sleep and are probably a little bit fed up with the noise so they’re coming to sort us out. Where these ‘aliens civilisations’ are or any evidence for them is sadly lacking from expert Pope but one would have thought that they would have been here by now if their sleep had been disturbed since 1940 and they’d have had many pitch invasions at sporting events to pick from since then. But then again, it’s not 2012 every year and an invasion’s not something you take on lightly unless you’re NATO.
Pope also suggests that asylum Earth is a valuable resource for ‘aliens’ to covet but with all those atomic bombs, GMO contamination of plant life, the poisoned air, the toxic water and a very sick global population with a few thousand super wealthy exceptions, I don’t see much to covet to be honest, but hey, they’re ‘aliens’, they just might like that kind of place to live.
But he’s optimistic that ‘aliens’ will arrive in a spirit of warmth but if they get stroppy will be blown out of the sky by the ‘Eurofighter’ and ‘Rapier Missiles’. Oh really? I doubt any ‘alien’ species would be too concerned about a few fly swatters after making their way across the galaxy do you?
“Aliens may possess weapons or advanced technology we’ve no idea of. Aliens may have invisibility, a death ray, teleportation, force fields and other things we can’t even guess at.”
They may have ‘invisibility’. How convenient when the likes of Pope ask us all if we can see them eh? Just like the invisible Icelandic volcanic ash cloud I guess.
“The primary flaw is our lack of knowledge – we are limited in the extent of what we know about the alien species.”
What ‘alien species’? No evidence, no nothing!
And if they have no knowledge, other than that this invisible alien empire watches TV and listens to the BBC Out of This World Service, then how could they even consider the possibility that they could be stopped from their planned vacation to asylum Earth? His only suggestion to counter that argument is that the PlayStation generation will come to the rescue and outfox any ‘alien’ with X-Box precision. He also admits that the gullible public have been predictably programmed when he states that:-
“…games such as Resistance: Burning Skies on PlayStation Vita help acclimatise people to the reality of extraterrestrial life – and in particular that they might be hostile.”
And it’s all been in the Follyfeelgoodmood disaster movies too.
But the real crux of the comic strip article from the trash media Daily Mail is that we all have to stick together and unite in a one world global family run by the UN… And you’re a bunch of cowardly rascals of you don’t buy the b******t! Well what a surprise!
But on a more positive note Pope does encourage us all to look up into the sky where perhaps the idiotic football and royalist tat garbed masses may notice the chemical weapons being sprayed upon them daily although they’ve appeared to be invisible chemtrails up until now!
It’s life Jim but not as we know it…
Beam me up Scotty…