By Sovereign Independent UK Counter Culture Columnist (Didn’t know we had one) -
Get your feet up and join us every weekend for our Grand Countdown to Number 1 as our panel of vastly superior experts decides what the letters BBC stand for.
Send us your telly-votes at minimum charge – and we’ll pretend your vote counts while we predictively programme you using our high-quality behaviour moulding techniques.
Let the countdown begin…
This week’s TOP TEN favourites.
What will be at number 90 next week?
Join us next weekend for the next …
TEN FAVOURITE NAMES FOR THE BBC
Hang on by your fingernails in our exciting cliff-hanger series as we count you weekly all the way down to Number 1
And remember – the bigger the telescreen the more real the content!