By ShameUs O’Satire - Sovereign Independent UK -
We have some breaking news just come into the Sovereign Independent UK news desk!
Unfortunately we don’t have the video footage as it was confiscated by an overzealous traffic warden on the High Street.
In an extraordinary reversal in Global Hegemony, the Afghan and Iraqi military unilaterally announced a no fly zone over Britain today. A spokesman for the self-proclaimed ‘Coalition of the More than Willing’ stated that action had to be taken to restore democracy to Britain after decades of abuse by the governing classes had brought Britain to the brink of Communist Eco-Fascist Dictatorship.
An Afghan spokesman, Mr. Ali Qaeda, went on to say that these unfortunate peace bombs being dropped on London were regretful but with the newly discovered definition of democracy imposed upon the Middle East now being fully understood, and the means of exacting such democracy on rogue nations being accepted within the United Nations, that it was only equitable and righteous to return the favour to the British public who could rely upon the ‘Coalition of the More than Willing’ to bomb Britain back to democracy at the earliest opportunity and with the most deadly efficiency to ensure that civilians would only be butchered in their hundreds of thousands until further notice before democracy was restored with fair and just elections being carried out with the utmost expediency.
A United Bank of Iraq and Afghanistan spokesman, Sheik MaHandi Money, said he was looking forward to doing business with the new regime as and when it had been imposed on Britain.
Middle Eastern building corporations were also celebrating the pro-democracy coalition’s actions as they were handed massive reconstruction contracts.
In Britain, in response to the dangers to air traffic during the imposed no fly zone, Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves were advised not to visit the London Olympics for their planned synchronised flying carpet display. Although Ali and his Thieves were disappointed there were already moves afoot to abandon the display due to the fear of being upstaged by a false flag alien invasion.
British military sources in a show of futile retaliation fired numerous domestic property roof mounted rapier missiles which inadvertently went off course and destroyed the American Embassy where staff were watching the latest ‘Hunger Games’ movie fully equipped with popcorn and diet coke. An official military spokesman simply said ‘Oops’!
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