Top 100 Favourite Names for the BBC

By Sovereign Independent UK Counter Culture Columnist (I didn’t know we had one!) -

Shiver with excitement! Fall under our spell once again as we continue in our search to find the world’s most adorable name for our universal plasma cathode gun!

Join us every weekend for our Grand Countdown to Number 1 as our panel of vastly superior experts decides what the letters BBC stand for.

Send us your telly-votes at minimum charge – and we’ll pretend your vote counts while we predictively programme you using our high-quality behaviour moulding techniques.

By the time we’re finished with you, you won’t need any other programming but the BBC

And now the moment you’ve all been waiting for.

This week’s TOP TEN favourites.

Let the countdown begin…

 Part 5.   Numbers 60-51

60 Boring  But Costly

59 Book Burning Ceremonies

58 Birds Bees and Criminals

57 Bent Bags of Crooks

56 Bikes for Barclay’s Climate

55 Bring Back the Clangers

54 Below Bimbo Comprehension

53 Breeding Borg Children

52 Bread Brussels and Circus

51 Big Bright and Coloured

Be patient until next weekend folks. It’s hard we appreciate that, but we’ve been through hard times before and this is important BBC breaking news. Keep calm and carry on. We can’t give it to you all at once. The excitement would be too much for you. We don’t want to give you a nervous breakdown.

What will be at number 50 next week?

Join us next weekend for the next …

TEN FAVOURITE NAMES FOR THE BBC

Hang on by your fingernails in our exciting cliff-hanger series as we count you weekly all the way down to Number 1.

Can YOU handle the excitement?

Always remember – the higher the definition and the bigger the telescreen the more real the BBC content!