By Sovereign Independent UK Counter Culture Columnist (I didn’t know we had one!) -
Shiver with excitement! Fall under our spell once again as we continue in our search to find the world’s most adorable name for our universal plasma cathode gun!
Join us every weekend for our Grand Countdown to Number 1 as our panel of vastly superior experts decides what the letters BBC stand for.
Send us your telly-votes at minimum charge – and we’ll pretend your vote counts while we predictively programme you using our high-quality behaviour moulding techniques.
By the time we’re finished with you, you won’t need any other programming but the BBC
And now the moment you’ve all been waiting for.
This week’s TOP TEN favourites.
Let the countdown begin…
Part 5. Numbers 60-51
60 Boring But Costly
59 Book Burning Ceremonies
58 Birds Bees and Criminals
57 Bent Bags of Crooks
56 Bikes for Barclay’s Climate
55 Bring Back the Clangers
54 Below Bimbo Comprehension
53 Breeding Borg Children
52 Bread Brussels and Circus
51 Big Bright and Coloured
Be patient until next weekend folks. It’s hard we appreciate that, but we’ve been through hard times before and this is important BBC breaking news. Keep calm and carry on. We can’t give it to you all at once. The excitement would be too much for you. We don’t want to give you a nervous breakdown.
What will be at number 50 next week?
Join us next weekend for the next …
TEN FAVOURITE NAMES FOR THE BBC
Hang on by your fingernails in our exciting cliff-hanger series as we count you weekly all the way down to Number 1.
Can YOU handle the excitement?
Always remember – the higher the definition and the bigger the telescreen the more real the BBC content!